Hey, this smells good. Hmmm, Siamese cat on coffee. Could be interesting ...As a matter of fact, I am very comfortable.

First, I jumped out of my bed. Then ... it attacked me, but it ended up on its side. Foolish bed! Hey wait, I can lay in ... wow, this is kind of comfortab ... zzzzzzzzzz.

I said NO PICTURES! ... Darned Catparazzi!

Secrets of the Detachable Tail Trick RevealedNo, no Benton. You have to stay down so nobody sees you. They're supposed to think that my tail is hanging down.

Art AppreciationLook at me, I'm starting to get my grown up cat shape!!! I'm also claiming this spot right in front of the heat vent as mine.

15 Weeks

All the meezers engage in play!Let's see, she moved this little thing-a-ma-bobby up and the magic water appeared.

I am Benton, master of sinks and other water thingies.

This is Benton coming to you live from New York on station K-A-T. Today, the delusional tabby Fred announced that he will take over not the World, but the Universe!And they thought I wouldn't reach the sink for another three or four weeks ... silly humans!!