The Christmas Chronicles
Day 9
Awakened in middle of night by marauding kittens. Since nothing left to knock off tree, instead removed (previously thought to be) permanently affixed door stopper from bathroom door. Spent hours knocking it around floor. Dogs fought in doorway, slamming stopperless-door into tile. Not broken yet - phew! Must rectify situation post-haste.
Took picture of post-reconstruction-after-unfortunate-decapitation-incident tree. Additional procedures appear necessary.
AWOL soldiers not yet located.
Day 9
Awakened in middle of night by marauding kittens. Since nothing left to knock off tree, instead removed (previously thought to be) permanently affixed door stopper from bathroom door. Spent hours knocking it around floor. Dogs fought in doorway, slamming stopperless-door into tile. Not broken yet - phew! Must rectify situation post-haste.
Took picture of post-reconstruction-after-unfortunate-decapitation-incident tree. Additional procedures appear necessary.
AWOL soldiers not yet located.
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