The Christmas Chronicles
Day 8
Sad day here.
Christmas Tree has been beheaded. Attempts at reconnecting head of said tree succeeded but with considerable disfigurements.
Defeated, collection of remaining ornaments, plastic candy canes and wooden soldiers undertaken. Of wooden soldiers, five remain intact, one has lost both arms and six are AWOL. Although desire to retreat from attack of giant paws is understandable, desertion is never acceptable. Remaining soldiers will be awarded Medal of Honor in recognition of attempts to hold the Christmas Tree and stave off attacking feline army and double arm amputee will receive Purple Heart. AWOL soldiers will be shot (if ever located) and dishonorably discharged from Christmas army as punishment for desertion.
Day 8
Sad day here.
Christmas Tree has been beheaded. Attempts at reconnecting head of said tree succeeded but with considerable disfigurements.
Defeated, collection of remaining ornaments, plastic candy canes and wooden soldiers undertaken. Of wooden soldiers, five remain intact, one has lost both arms and six are AWOL. Although desire to retreat from attack of giant paws is understandable, desertion is never acceptable. Remaining soldiers will be awarded Medal of Honor in recognition of attempts to hold the Christmas Tree and stave off attacking feline army and double arm amputee will receive Purple Heart. AWOL soldiers will be shot (if ever located) and dishonorably discharged from Christmas army as punishment for desertion.
1 comment:
Sue, this has made me laugh so much, thank you lol, I know its not funny but the way you write things make me laugh!!! poor christmas tree!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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